It’s been a while since I’ve been around. Let me ‘splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
If you recall, once there was this guy:
Part trucker, part ballplayer, all yum.
Who turned into this:
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
And then this happened (I’ll spare you the details):
Why yes, Victoria, that is nine months worth of Blue Bell.
As it turns out, babies can be born MINUS WORKING EPIDURALS. Proof:
Sweetest Rosie girl.
And now she’s six months old. Already.
I’m so screwed.
I’ve been busy. But I missed y’all. And now that the creativity drain of pregnancy and six months post-partum is over, well, I’m back. Smooch -s