Hello. Hello, Again. (Again)

Why, hello.

It’s been a while since I’ve been around. Let me ‘splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

If you recall, once there was this guy:


Part trucker, part ballplayer, all yum.

Who turned into this:


Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

And then this happened (I’ll spare you the details):

Hayden Belly2

Why yes, Victoria, that is nine months worth of Blue Bell.

As it turns out, babies can be born MINUS WORKING EPIDURALS. Proof:


Sweetest Rosie girl.

And now she’s six months old. Already.


I’m so screwed.

I’ve been busy. But I missed y’all. And now that the creativity drain of pregnancy and six months post-partum is over, well, I’m back. Smooch -s