Note to the Baby Industry, Part III

Toy industry: Please stop putting Do Not Immerse in the instruction manual of toys. If it has a battery, I’m smart enough to keep it out of the sink. But more importantly, if there’s no risk of electrocution and I really, really can’t immerse it, I WILL NOT BE BUYING YOUR TOY. Have you ever tried to get sweet potato off of bumpy/ridged plastic keys without immersing them? Have you ever tried to get sweet potato off of ANYTHING? Consumer. Effing. Test. Already.

Thank you. That is all.

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